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A man will pay $2 for $1 item he needs but a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale. “A woman has the last word in any argument, anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument”. “A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife”. “A successful man is one who makes more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man”. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. But a man will dress up for weddings and funerals. The about difference between women and men, If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

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